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Your Clothes Are Making Me Uncomfortable

Your Clothes Are Making Me Uncomfortable

Regular price $26.00 USD
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Ready to turn awkward flirting into an art form? Our “Your Clothes Are Making Me Uncomfortable. Please Take Them Off!” t-shirt is the perfect blend of bold, cheeky, and charmingly inappropriate. Featuring a smooth-talker delivering the ultimate pick-up line with zero shame, this shirt is for those who like their humor a little spicy and their intentions hilariously clear. Wear it and let the sparks (and possibly the clothes) fly!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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