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Our Team

  • Bear

    Full of ideas & more fartz than his girl would prefer, our fearless founder & persistent pussy pounder is always ready for beers, bongs, a good cigar, and a long night of poker.

  • Weaver

    Cranking out the art & handy with a fart, Bear's best buddy & complete biker snob can't wait to help you take a brain dump on those around you!