Wheel of Misfortune just spun your way—and it’s not handing out any free vowels. This design is a savage middle finger wrapped in a game show grin, perfect for anyone who’s had it with pleasantries and prefers their comebacks laced with sarcasm and four-letter words. “Would You Like To Buy A Vowel?” says it all with a smirk—because sometimes the only answer to life’s nonsense is to spell it out… with some letters “missing.” Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the clueless solve the puzzle.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
