Tired of the same old small talk and unsolicited advice? Let your shirt do the eye-rolling for you. “Not All Men Are Annoying – Some Are Dead” is the perfect blend of savage humor and spooky sass, guaranteed to spark laughter, side-eyes, or a sudden silence in the room. Whether you’re airing grievances, honoring your peace, or just love a dark punchline, this shirt is a whole mood—snarky, stylish, and six feet deep.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
