I Smoke Weed So You Don't Have To

Light it up without lighting up. This badass Doberman’s got the shades, the attitude, and a hand-rolled peace offering clenched between his teeth—because he’s taking one for the team. Our “I Smoke Weed So You Don’t Have To” tee is for the unapologetic stoners, the silent rebels, and the high-functioning heroes who carry the weight of the weed world. Throw it on, spark some laughs, and let the dog do the talking.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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