Forget foreplay—this shirt is the climax of conversation starters. “Do You Have Condoms At Your House Or Should I Pull Out?” doesn’t tiptoe around intentions—it crashes in, uninvited and half-naked. It’s raw, reckless, and ready to offend your ex, your crush, and probably someone’s grandma. Perfect for the unapologetically horny, hilariously blunt, and those who treat shame like a kink. Slip it on, stir the pot, and let the chaos (or the hookup) begin.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
